Is Jerry Jones becoming Al Davis? Like Al, Jerry is obsessed with making the perfect fantasy football maneuver that will turn this lackluster team magically into the 1999 Cowboys. Troy, Emmit, Michael and Jimmy are not coming through the gates of the Southfork ranch anytime soon. Jerry spends more time on the sidelines than Jason Garrett . Al would do the same if his Rascal would make it down the stadium steps.
Al Davis, there is a new sheriff in town and his name is Jerry Jones. Let’s compare the blueprint.
Build a championship franchise. Check.
Spend the rest of your career trying to get another championship. Check.
Change coaches like Hugh Hefner changes blondes. Check.
Norv Turner. Check. (That one was in reverse order.)
Sign over-the-hill players to fat contracts. Check.
Live in a fantasy parallel NFL world where only you know how to run a franchise. Check.
Stock the roster with league outcasts and thugs. Check.
Wear cool clothes. Oops, no sweatsuit for Jerry yet. That could be a California thing.
Get Kenny “Roaster” Rogers’ plastic surgeon to rebuild your face to make you look scary funny. Al seems revel in the turkey neck look, so that must be a Texas thing.
Run the team from “behind the scenes” without consulting with the coach about relevant decisions like trading next year’s draft for an under-performing receiver. Check.
Pick up the phone and make defensive (or offensive) changes during the game. Check.
Place blame for losses on the referees, league or coach when something goes wrong. Check.
Bring in self absorbed players who wreck team chemistry. Check.
Try to become the bad boys of the NFL by relying on style over substance. Check.
Yes, it is true. The 2008 Cowboys are becoming the 2008 Raiders. It is only a matter of time before a weak coach loses control of an overrated collection of misfits and egomaniacs. Talent is not team. It is time for Jerry Jones to hire a competent general manager and get out of the way. Follow the lead of the Patriots or the Tampa Bay Rays, not the Oakland Raiders and Detroit Lions. Jerry, if you decide to keep this up, I know of good tailor in Oakland that can make a striking customized shiny blue sweatsuit with a single star over the heart. It will serve you well into your eighties.